One of the best choice for having fun is funny quotes.Here are some of the most hilarious sayings from famous or anonymous people to make you laugh out loud.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

Funny sayings:

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

Hilarious quotes and sayings

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.